4th and 2 BAHAHAHA
2010-02-25 14:15:38 UTC
Proud of their gay marriage laws
first 100% gay sports team (New England Patriots)
first city with a team to win 3 superbowls by cheating
first city to use socks as tampons (Red Socks)
First city to name a MLB team after a tampon.
Harvey Milk was born and bred in Boston, this is where he came up with the
rainbow flag.
the original site of cheers used to be a whorehouse. conversely, your mom's
house used to be a bar where everyone knows your name.
Locals favorite name for Boston is Beantown.
Since it smells like you just shit your pants.
City officials are Bill Bellicheat due to his role in the Aqua Teen Hunger
Force bomb scare
Blue Hill Ave is actually the safest neighborhood in Boston, its is also
the birthplace of AIDS
the boston strangler was none other than wayne "gonna hafta choke a bitch"
brady
Davis Square is named after cartoonist and Garfield creator Jim Davis,
as it is a known fact that all bostonians believe him to be a pure comedic
genius
and they worship anything from Indiana
The Boston Harbor is a dirty brown color because of all the tea that was
dumped in it.
Daily enemas have contributed some to this as well.
bostonians cut the "r"s out of their words due to a little known protest
against pirates stemming from the mid 1700s
Sam Adams beer is just Budweiser left out in the sun for a month.
Britney Spears' babies have all been conceived on the streets of Boston
Each T car in Boston is equipped with a bathroom. It's right next to the
door.
Sundays between noon and 4pm all visitors over the age of 11 receive a free
bottle of Sam Adams Boston Larger.
The bathroom and kitchen at Charlie's Kitchen are actually one and the same.
Tom Brady and Randy Moss were seen in a video having a 3 way with GAry
Coleman
The NFL team is on a serious decline.
The Dolphins own you bitches.
first 100% gay sports team (New England Patriots)
first city with a team to win 3 superbowls by cheating
first city to use socks as tampons (Red Socks)
First city to name a MLB team after a tampon.
Harvey Milk was born and bred in Boston, this is where he came up with the
rainbow flag.
the original site of cheers used to be a whorehouse. conversely, your mom's
house used to be a bar where everyone knows your name.
Locals favorite name for Boston is Beantown.
Since it smells like you just shit your pants.
City officials are Bill Bellicheat due to his role in the Aqua Teen Hunger
Force bomb scare
Blue Hill Ave is actually the safest neighborhood in Boston, its is also
the birthplace of AIDS
the boston strangler was none other than wayne "gonna hafta choke a bitch"
brady
Davis Square is named after cartoonist and Garfield creator Jim Davis,
as it is a known fact that all bostonians believe him to be a pure comedic
genius
and they worship anything from Indiana
The Boston Harbor is a dirty brown color because of all the tea that was
dumped in it.
Daily enemas have contributed some to this as well.
bostonians cut the "r"s out of their words due to a little known protest
against pirates stemming from the mid 1700s
Sam Adams beer is just Budweiser left out in the sun for a month.
Britney Spears' babies have all been conceived on the streets of Boston
Each T car in Boston is equipped with a bathroom. It's right next to the
door.
Sundays between noon and 4pm all visitors over the age of 11 receive a free
bottle of Sam Adams Boston Larger.
The bathroom and kitchen at Charlie's Kitchen are actually one and the same.
Tom Brady and Randy Moss were seen in a video having a 3 way with GAry
Coleman
The NFL team is on a serious decline.
The Dolphins own you bitches.